friendshipsmshindiinenglish: love sms

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Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho
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Ghussa nahi krna
mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho
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P=pyare
A=ache
G=Great
A=anmol
L=lovley
kaha tha na PAGAL ho.
in Double Meaning SMS
Lal Baig
Jab rat ko
koi Tum per
char jey,
Apni Monchoon
se Tum ko
chomay
Or
Apni Balon wali
Tangen Tum
par pherey
To
Samajh jana ye
Sala
LAL BAIG
hy..
in Double Meaning SMS
Gol Gappay
Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy
Boy: Koshish Toh Kro
Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy
Boy: Doobara Try Kro
Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga
Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam
Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy
Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro
Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare
Gol Gappay
Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany.
in Double Meaning SMS
Thanks to Wapda
B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?
GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,
Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,
Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,
Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay,
Magar Kal To Poore 2 Ghante Tak Sans Hi Nai Aayi,
1 Ghanta ßhi ßohat Tha,
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Aakhir 2 Ghante Tak LIGHT 0FF Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Thi WAPDA Walon Ko..;-)
in Double Meaning SMS
Dirty Mind!
Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiya pehenti hain?
Socho sochte raho
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Ans : Vo sandle pehenti hain!
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“Dirty Mind”
Neeche poocha tha
Andar nahi.
in Double Meaning SMS
Shanakhti Card
Jab larki 18 saal ki ho jaati hai
Osko aik cheez ki Bahut zarurat hoti hai..
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.socho kya?
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Ghalat mat samjho yaar
Shanaakhti card ki.
in Double Meaning SMS
Lipton Tea Bag
“Boojho to jane”
Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai
Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai
Jab ander bahir hota hai to white ko red ker deta hai
Apna asar de ker ye bejaan sa ho jata hai
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Sharam karo yar wo ” soch rahe ho na
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Answer: Lipton ka Tea Bag yaar!!
in Double Meaning SMS
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