friendshipsmshindiinenglish: santa banta sms

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Bachi To Nahi Thi Bhar Poor Jawan Thi Wo.

Jb Daalney Laga Me To
Thori Pareshan Thi Wo

Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na Saki Wo

Khoon Nikalta Dekh kr Roney Lagi wo

Taaklef Itni Hoi Chilla k Boli Bahir Nikalo

Please Baray Size ki Chooriyan Mere Hathon
Me Dalo… :p

Category: Double Meaning SMS , Naughty SMS

What is “big” in Ladies

What is “big” in Ladies, “small” in girls
and “not” there in babies???
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The Letter “L”

Category: Double Meaning SMS

If girls could read minds

If girls could read minds
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Every second a man would get
slapped.. :D :D

u know wht i mean :P :P

Category: Double Meaning SMS , Funny SMS

Wife ki Loyality wala Pogo Joke

Phone Baja…

Husband: Agar Phone mere liye ho to kehna main ghar pe nahi hu.
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Wife: Woh ghar pe hain..

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Husband: Mene mana kiya tha na, mana kar dena..

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Wife: Phone aapka nahi mera tha…:p :O :D :D

Samajh me aa gya ho to Like karo :D
Baki sab pogo dekho..

Category: Double Meaning SMS , Funny SMS , Husband Wife SMS

Husband and wife

Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho, fir bhi
theek se khana banana nahi aata..??.
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Wife: Tum bhi to english film dekhte rehte ho,
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maine kabhi complain ki..? ;)

samjhdar aa gye to theek, warna pog0 dekho

Category: Double Meaning SMS , Funny SMS

Bas bhi karo ab

Girl – Bas bhi karo ab
Boy – Kuch nahi hota
Girl – Kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy – Kuch nahi hoga,tum seedhi raho thoda khol ke rakho agar paper nahi dikhaya to fail ho jaunga