friendshipsmshindiinenglish: sweet sms

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HONT jab *HONT* say milay to kya hota hai ?
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toba.toba.toba
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Toba.toba.toba.
Kya kya soch rahe ho.
“PAGAL”
Moo bund hota hai ’
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January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
’1 larka Larki se puchta hai k:
Bachay kese hote hain/
Larki :
chup..!!!
Larka :
Batao Na plz:p
Larki :
Nahi pata ab mat pchna ..!!
Larka :
Aray bewaqoof itna bhi nahi pata . . .
Bachay Shararti hote ain.
Moral :-
Girls hamesha boys ko galat hi samjhti hain .’
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.
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January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
‘Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF ;
Hamesha Ganda Sochna’
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
‘Girls misuse it!
Anger robs it!
Models sell it!
Photogrphs cage it!
Doctors advice it!
Death freezes it!
Artists create it!
That’s SMILE
Keep Smiling..’
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
Ladkiyan Aapas me Gale milte waqt kya Sochti hai??
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Ki Uske Kitne Bade Ho Gaye hai!!!
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PATA nahi Kaunsa ShampoO Use
karti Hogi.:P
BUT I Like the way u Think. . .:D :D
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
‘When a MANGO is Yellow It’s ready to SUCK.
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When a GIRL is 18,she is ready for.
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NADRA I.D CARD!
(Lekn tohadi soch nu slam)’
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
What’s An Average 6 Inch
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Long Inside
A Guy’s Pants And
Girls Love To Blow It Up? .
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
MARD aur AURAT ka
Rishta B Sala Ajeeb H…
Dur Raho To JUDAI..
Aur paas raho to
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To LADAI
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Haa bhai
Jo aap soch rahe ho wo bhi Hota h.