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Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho
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Ghussa nahi krna
mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho
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P=pyare
A=ache
G=Great
A=anmol
L=lovley
kaha tha na PAGAL ho.
in Double Meaning SMS
Lal Baig
Jab rat ko
koi Tum per
char jey,
Apni Monchoon
se Tum ko
chomay
Or
Apni Balon wali
Tangen Tum
par pherey
To
Samajh jana ye
Sala
LAL BAIG
hy..
in Double Meaning SMS
Gol Gappay
Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy
Boy: Koshish Toh Kro
Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy
Boy: Doobara Try Kro
Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga
Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam
Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy
Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro
Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare
Gol Gappay
Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany.
in Double Meaning SMS
Thanks to Wapda
B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?
GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,
Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,
Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,
Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay,
Magar Kal To Poore 2 Ghante Tak Sans Hi Nai Aayi,
1 Ghanta ßhi ßohat Tha,
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Aakhir 2 Ghante Tak LIGHT 0FF Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Thi WAPDA Walon Ko..;-)
in Double Meaning SMS
Dirty Mind!
Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiya pehenti hain?
Socho sochte raho
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Ans : Vo sandle pehenti hain!
.
“Dirty Mind”
Neeche poocha tha
Andar nahi.
in Double Meaning SMS
Shanakhti Card
Jab larki 18 saal ki ho jaati hai
Osko aik cheez ki Bahut zarurat hoti hai..
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.socho kya?
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Ghalat mat samjho yaar
Shanaakhti card ki.
in Double Meaning SMS
Lipton Tea Bag
“Boojho to jane”
Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai
Pehlay chota hota hai phir ye mota hota hai
Jab ander bahir hota hai to white ko red ker deta hai
Apna asar de ker ye bejaan sa ho jata hai
?
?
?
Sharam karo yar wo ” soch rahe ho na
?
?
?
?
Answer: Lipton ka Tea Bag yaar!!
in Double Meaning SMS
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Send Me SMS
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=Classical bezti=
.
Boy 2 girl during fight:
Mujh se panga na lena maen sher ka bacha hoon
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girl:
aik bat bta!
sher ghar aya tha ya anti jungle gai thi? :-

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Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
kaun jane k hum kidhar jayenge….
Hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,
jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge…

Dil Se Dur Jinhe Hum Kar Na Sake
Paas Bhi Unhe Hum Kabhi Pa Na Sake
Mita Diya Pyar Jisne Hamara Dil Se
Hum Unka Naam Likh Kar Bhi Mita Na Sake…

Har baat samjhane ke liye nahi hoti,
Zindagi aksar kuch paane ke liye nahi hoti,
Yaad aksar aati hai aapki,
Par har yaad jatane ke liye nahi hoti.

Koi chand se mahobbat karta hai
Koi suraj se mahobbat karta hai,
Hum unse mahobbat karte hai
Jo hum se mahobbat karte hai…

Ye shayari likhna unka kaam nahi,
Jinke dil aankhon mein basa karte hai.
Shayari toh voh sakhas likhte hai,
Jo sharab se nahi, kalam se nasha karte hai…

Kehete hai pyar karne wale pagal hote hai
Aur jinka dil gehere pyar mein dooba hota hai
Aur jo bhi kuch bol dete hai
Wo khud ba khud shayari ban jati hai…

Waqt Hai Jhonka Hawa Ka Aur Hum Peeley Pattay
Kon Jaane Agle Lamhe Tum Kahan Aur Hum Kahan……!!
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Humne bhi sadke lutaaye they jee jaan se un par..
Kya maloom tha ae dost, ghame tanhaai ka yahi aagaaz hota hai……….
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Mat kar khaak k putley pe gharoor-0-beniazi itni…
Khud ko khudi mein jhaank kr dekh tujh mein rakha kya hai!
`
Jo fursat mile to chand se Mere dard ki kahani poch lena,
Ek wohi to hai hamraaz mera tere so jany k baad.
`
Hum se bewafai ki inteha kya pochtey ho???
woh hum se pyar seekti rahi kisi 0r k liye.
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Har waqt ka hasna tujhe barbaad na kar de ,,
Tanhayii ke lamhon mein kabhi ro bhi liya kar,,
`
Dil to karta hai zindagi ko kisi qaatil k hawalay kar doon,
Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna mujhay acha nahi lagta…
`
Meri Yaadon Se Bach Nikley To Vaada Hai Mera Tujhse,
Main Khud Duniya Se Keh Donga Kami Meri Wafa Main Thi.
`
Us K Hath Par Apna Naam Dekha To Main Boht Khush Hua,
Wo Bare Masoom Se Lehjey Me Boli Tery Hum Naam oR Bhi Hain..!!!
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Janey Kis Gham Ko Chupaney Ki Tamanna Hai Usy..
Aaj Har Baat Pey Hansty Hue daikha Usko…!
`
Tumharey baad baqi to Sab theek hai lakin,

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Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.

Cricket SMS, Cricket Hindi SMS, 139 Characters




no visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 145 Characters

Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...

Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 141 Characters

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...

Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 139 Characters

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 175 Characters

Kripya Dhyaan De,









Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 65 Characters

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 148 Characters

Geeta mein likha hai?








are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 107 Characters

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

Sorry SMS, Sorry Hindi SMS, 104 Characters

Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?

Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 144 Characters

Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!


Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 167 Characters

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.


Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 194 Characters

Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera


Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 211 Characters

Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye


Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 121 Characters

Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai


Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 172 Characters

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...


Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 167 Characters

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...


Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters

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Sms Messages Definition

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C.1 Introduction
Messaging Server implements email-to-mobile and mobile-to-email messaging using a Short Message Service (SMS). SMS can be configured to be either one-way (email-to-mobile only) or two-way (both email-to-mobile and mobile-to-email). To enable one-way service only, you must add and configure the SMS channel. To enable two-way service, you must add and configure the SMS channel, and in addition, configure the SMS Gateway Server.

For both one- and two-way SMS, the generated SMS messages are submitted to a Short Message Service Center (SMSC) using the Short Message Peer to Peer (SMPP) protocol. Specifically, the SMSC must provide a V3.4 or later SMPP server that supports TCP/IP.

Figure C-1 illustrates the logical flow of messages for both one-way and two-way SMS.

Figure C-1 Logical Flow For One-Way and Two-Way SMS

Graphic shows logical data flow of one- and two-way SMS.

C.1.1 One-Way SMS
To enable one-way service, the Messaging Server implements an SMPP client (the MTA SMS channel) that communicates with remote SMSCs. The SMS channel converts enqueued email messages to SMS messages as described in C.2.2 The Email to SMS Conversion Process of multipart MIME messages as well as character set translation issues.

Operating in this capacity, the SMS channel functions as an (SMPP) External Short Message Entity (ESME).

C.1.1.1 Two-Way SMS
Two-Way SMS enables the mail server not only to send email to remote devices, but allows for receiving replies from the remote devices and for remote device email origination.

Enabling two-way SMS service requires both the MTA SMS channel (SMPP client), as explained in the previous topic, and the SMS Gateway Server. Messaging Server installs an SMS Gateway Server as part of its general installation process, which you must then configure. The SMS Gateway Server performs two functions:

SMPP relay
The SMS Gateway Server acts as a transparent SMPP client between the MTA SMS channel and SMSCs. However, in addition, while acting as a relay, the SMS Gateway Server generates unique SMS source addresses for relayed messages, and saves the message IDs returned by the remote SMSCs for later correlation with SMS notification messages.
SMPP server
The SMS Gateway Server acts as an SMPP server to receive mobile originated SMS messages, replies to prior email messages, and SMS notifications. The SMS Gateway Server extracts destination email addresses from the SMS messages using profiles that define the conversion process. Profiles also describe how to handle notification messages returned by remote SMSCs in response to previously sent email-to-mobile messages.
Note -
Messaging Server does not support the two-way SMS on the Windows platform.
C.1.2 Requirements
This manual assumes that you have read Logica CMG's SMPP specification, and the SMPP documentation for your SMSC.

In order to implement SMS, you must have the following:

Messaging Server 6 or greater. (One-way SMS is also implemented in iPlanet Messaging Server 5.2.)
The SMSC must support SMPP V3.4, or later, over TCP/IP and there must be TCP/IP connectivity between the host running Messaging Server and the SMSC.
For storage planning information for the SMS Gateway Server, see C.6 SMS Gateway Server Storage Requirements


C.2 SMS Channel Theory of Operation
The SMS channel is a multi-threaded channel which converts queued email messages to SMS messages and then submits them for delivery to an SMSC.

The following channel operation topics are covered in this section:

C.2.1 Directing Email to the Channel.
C.2.2 The Email to SMS Conversion Process.
C.2.3 The SMS Message Submission Process.
C.2.4 Site-defined Address Validity Checks and Translations
C.2.5 Site-defined Text Conversions
C.2.1 Directing Email to the Channel
When the SMS channel is configured as per C.3 SMS Channel Configuration purposes of discussion, let us assume that the host name sms.siroe.com is a host name associated with the channel. In that case, email is directed to the channel with an address of the form:

local-part@sms.siroe.com

in which local-part is either the SMS destination address (for example, a wireless phone number, pager ID, etc.) or an attribute-value pair list in the format:

/attribute1=value1/attribute2=value2/.../@sms.siroe.com

The recognized attribute names and their usages are given in Table C-1. These attributes allow for per-recipient control over some channel options.

Table C-1 SMS Attributes
Attribute Name  Attribute Value and Usage
ID  SMS destination address (for example, wireless phone number, pager ID, etc.) to direct the SMS message to. This attribute and associated value must be present.
FROM  SMS source address. Ignored when option USE_HEADER_FROM=0.
FROM_NPI  Use the specified NPI value. Ignored when option USE_HEADER_FROM=0.
FROM_TON  Use the specified TON value. Ignored when option USE_HEADER_FROM=0.
MAXLEN  The maximum, total bytes (that is, eight bit bytes) to place into the generated SMS message or messages for this recipient. The lower value of either MAXLEN and the value specified by the MAX_MESSAGE_SIZE channel option is used.
MAXPAGES  The maximum number of SMS messages to split the email message into for this recipient. The lower value of either MAXPAGES and the value specified by the MAX_PAGES_PER_MESSAGE channel option is used.
NPI  Specify a Numeric Plan Indicator (NPI) value for the destination SMS address specified with the ID attribute. See the description of the DEFAULT_DESTINATION_NPI channel option for information on the accepted values for this attribute. When this attribute is used, its value overrides the value given by the DEFAULT_DESTINATION_NPI channel option.
PAGELEN  Maximum number of bytes to place into a single SMS message for this recipient. The minimum of this value and that specified with the MAX_PAGE_SIZE channel option is used.
TO  Synonym for ID.
TO_NPI  Synonym for NPI.
TO_TON  Synonym for TON.
TON  Specify a Type of Number (TON) value for the destination SMS address given with the ID attribute. See the description of the DEFAULT_DESTINATION_TON channel option for information on the accepted values for this attribute. When this attribute is used, its value overrides the value given by the DEFAULT_DESTINATION_TON channel option.

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