Wednesday, 2 October 2013

friendship

Source(google.com.pk)

Zindgi ki Shuruat 'S' Se hoti hai.
S- for Suraj,
S- Subah,
S- Sham,
S- Swagat,
S- Samay
Uske bad
S- Sagai
Phir Shadi Phir Sas,
Sasur,
Sali,
Sala
Phir Satyanas!
| By: manoj kumar
In Funny SMS
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Khushiya Jama Karte KarteUmar Gujar Gayi,
Par Khush Na Ho Sake.
Ek Din Ehsas Hua
Khush to Wo Log Hain.
Jo Khushiya doosro ko dete hai.
| By: manoj kumar
Like [116]
Keval Wo Hi Sapney Sach Nahi Hote Jo
Sote Waqt Dekhe Jaate Hai,
Sapney Wo Hi Sach Hote Hai Jin K Liye
Aap Sona Chhod Dete Hai!
| By: manoj kumar
Like [81]
Break-Up Ki 1 Month Baad
Wo Mere Pass Aa Kar Boli..
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Tumhe Pyaar Karne Ki Saza Do Mujhe.
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Fir Kyaa??
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Maine V Jaa K Uski Papa Ko Saab Bata Diya.
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Kasam Se Bohot Piti Sali..
| By: manoj kumar
In Funny SMS
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Ishq sabhi ko jena sikha deta hai…
wafa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai…
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho…
zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai…!
| By: Prabha
Like [162]
Dosti aur pyar nadi kinare ghumne gaye,
Pyar nadi me gir gaya kyon ki
Pyar andha hota hai.
Uske pichhe dosti bhi gir gayi,
Kyon ki dosti kisi ka sath nahi chhodti.
| By: Prabha
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Yeh Duniyaek1 chota sa khwab hai.
Jiyo apni jindagi aise,
jaise ji raha gulab hai.
Reh kar sath aap kaanto ke bhi,
muskurao hamesha jaise muskurata gulab hai…
| By: Prabha
Like [66]
Hotho pe PYAR ka Taraana rakhna
Dil me PYAR ka Fasaana rakhna
Hum Dil-O-Jaan se Chahte he Tumko
Bus hume apne Dil me Basa ke rakhna!
| By: Prabha
Like [81]
Pataa hai sabse pyaara Rishta kiska hota hai?
DO ANKHON kaa,
Jo ek Saath jhapakti hain,
Ghumti hain, Dekhti hain,Roti hain,
lekin fir bhi wo dono ek dusre ko dekh nahi sakti.
| By: Prabha
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Dharti Pe Ishwar Ki Talash Hai,
Malik Tera Banda Kitna Nirash Hai,

Kyu Dhundta Hai Insan Ishwar
Ko,

Jabki Ishwar Ke Dusre Rup Me

'MAA BAAP' Uske pass Hain.
| By: Prabha
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Aaj mene khuda se ek dua mangi,
aur dua me mene apni maut mangi,
pheer khuda ne mujhse kaha,
dene ko to maut me tumhe abhi dedu lekin usko kya jawaab du jisne teri lambi umar mangi.
| By: Prabha
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Kuch Badli Hui Taqdeer Nazar Aati Hai;
Dur Tak Yadon Ki Zanjeer Nazar Aati Hai;
Mai Padhu Tho Kya Padhu Dost;
Har Panhe Par Teri Tasveer Nazar Aathi Hai.
| By: Prabha
Like [55]
Ye yaad hai apki ya yadon mein ap ho?
Ye kwab hai apke ya kwabon mein ap ho?
Hum nahi jante bas itna bata do
Hum jaan hai apki ya jaan hamari ap ho.
| By: Prabha
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Door hai apse to kuch gam nahi
Door rehke bhulne wale hum nai
Roz mulaqat na ho to kya hua
apki yaad apke mulaqat se kam nahi
| By: Prabha
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We have 2875 SMS in the collection and the last SMS was added on 09, Jul, 2013 10:50 PM. We added the category to this section on 01, May, 2013 04:35 PM.
May 25, 2013
We can define the phrase Hindi SMS as the short messages which we send in Hindi language. Hindi is a standardised language that is associated with the Hindu religion. It is the native language of people living in India or mainly in north India. And, SMS is defined as Short Messaging Service or a text messaging service that allows the exchange of messages between mobile phone devices. Generally, we send Hindi SMS to our friends and our family members to greet them daily or occasionally, to inform them about something important and to convey any message to them. The Hindi SMS may be of many types like, Funny SMS, Sad SMS, Shayari Types, One Liners, Quotation Types, Naughty, Greeting Types, Joke, Lovely and Formal Type. We can send these SMS at any time, like; in the morning, in evening, at any time in a day or at night also.

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HONT jab *HONT* say milay to kya hota hai ?
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toba.toba.toba
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Toba.toba.toba.
Kya kya soch rahe ho.
“PAGAL”
Moo bund hota hai ’
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January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
’1 larka Larki se puchta hai k:
Bachay kese hote hain/
Larki :
chup..!!!
Larka :
Batao Na plz:p
Larki :
Nahi pata ab mat pchna ..!!
Larka :
Aray bewaqoof itna bhi nahi pata . . .
Bachay Shararti hote ain.
Moral :-
Girls hamesha boys ko galat hi samjhti hain .’
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.
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January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
‘Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF ;
Hamesha Ganda Sochna’
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
‘Girls misuse it!
Anger robs it!
Models sell it!
Photogrphs cage it!
Doctors advice it!
Death freezes it!
Artists create it!
That’s SMILE
Keep Smiling..’
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
Ladkiyan Aapas me Gale milte waqt kya Sochti hai??
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Ki Uske Kitne Bade Ho Gaye hai!!!
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PATA nahi Kaunsa ShampoO Use
karti Hogi.:P
BUT I Like the way u Think. . .:D :D
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
‘When a MANGO is Yellow It’s ready to SUCK.
&
When a GIRL is 18,she is ready for.
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NADRA I.D CARD!
(Lekn tohadi soch nu slam)’
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
What’s An Average 6 Inch
:
Long Inside
A Guy’s Pants And
Girls Love To Blow It Up? .
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
MARD aur AURAT ka
Rishta B Sala Ajeeb H…
Dur Raho To JUDAI..
Aur paas raho to
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To LADAI
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Haa bhai
Jo aap soch rahe ho wo bhi Hota h.

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Source(google.com.pk)

Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar

Reply
 pranav kumar says:
December 31, 2012 at 7:57 am
Naya savera Nayi kiran ke sath
Naya din ek pyari si muskaan ke sath
Aapko naya saal mubarak ho dher sari duaon ke sath
Happy New year 2013

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 krishna says:
January 1, 2013 at 5:49 am
thanks & same to you

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 Nitin shrirao says:
December 29, 2012 at 4:56 am
Naya Savera Nayi Kiran Ke Sath
Naya Din Ek Pyari Si Muskaan Ke Sath
Aapko Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Dher Sari Duaon Ke Sath
Happy New Year 2013

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 praveen rai says:
January 1, 2013 at 12:48 am
apko v naye saal per dher sari subh kamanaye happy new yeae 2013

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 harpreet says:
December 30, 2012 at 6:24 pm
oh my dear.
Happy
New
Year
2013

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 Munna says:
December 31, 2012 at 3:53 pm
Asky is blue ,rose is red o ho my dear friends

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 krishan says:
February 5, 2013 at 11:01 am
Naya savera Nayi kiran ke sath
Naya din ek pyari si muskaan ke sath
Aapko naya saal mubarak ho dher sari duaon ke sath

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 Firoz shaikh says:
December 31, 2012 at 6:51 am
HAPPY-NEW-YEAR-2013
My All Friends

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 jitendra singh says:
December 31, 2012 at 7:27 am
Naya Savera Nayi Kiran Ke Sath
Naya Din Ek Pyari Si Muskaan Ke Sath
Aapko Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Dher Sari Duaon Ke Sath
Happy New Year 2013

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 krishna veer says:
December 31, 2012 at 8:49 am
happy new year

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 Girish vankar love j says:
December 31, 2012 at 9:58 am
Girish
!! HP !!
day by Day teri khusi ho jaye double,
teri jindagi se delete ho jaye trouble,
god rakhe hamesha tuje smart& fit tere liye 2013 ho super hit.

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 rajesh kumar says:
December 31, 2012 at 9:58 am
Aaj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar…
Wishing you a Very Happy New Year Mere Yaar!!!

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 Girish vankar love j says:
December 31, 2012 at 10:02 am
Girish
/ / (“)(’0′)>!
;’=(“”"”"”"!”=!
‘=()=====()= pee!pee!….
sorry yar 1 day early i wish u

” Happy New Year ”

Welcome 2013

H-N-Y

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 BIrendra Kumar Sah says:
December 31, 2012 at 12:21 pm
Soch Raha hu ki sarab chhod du.. par?Kiske pass chhod du …. sabhi dost to kamine hai mere..
New Year ke Pehale hi pee Jayenge.
Happy New Year 2013

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 virender says:
December 31, 2012 at 12:45 pm
Naya Savera Nayi Kiran Ke Sath
Naya Din Ek Pyari Si Muskaan Ke Sath
Aapko Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Dher Sari Duaon Ke Sath
Happy New Year 2013

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 sonu says:
December 31, 2012 at 1:46 pm
kya baat hai

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 guddu says:
December 31, 2012 at 3:25 pm
Sb k Dilon ma ho sab k liye dhair
sara Pyar,
Aany wala hr din laye Khusiyon ka
Tyohaar,
Is umeed k sath aao bhul k saary
Gum.
new year 2013 ko Hum Sb karen
WELCOME.

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 Dileep kumar gupta says:
December 31, 2012 at 3:33 pm
Sabhi byano aur sabuto ko madhdhaye najar rakhate huy,
dafa 2013 ke teht ajiwan khush rahne ki saja sunati h.
Wish you a happy new year 2013.

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 prem jangid says:
December 31, 2012 at 3:45 pm
Ap jahaan bhi jayen wahan se karen Fly all Tear,
Sb log ap ko hi maane apnaDear,
Apk hr rsta ho Always Clear,
or Khuda de Ap ko ek Jhak-kaas New Year!!
oh My Dear–->HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013

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 Ajay Yadav says:
December 31, 2012 at 3:47 pm
Wish you a very very Happy New Year….

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 Aamir Sohail Bhat says:
December 31, 2012 at 4:30 pm
OH MY DEAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR

LIVE THIS YEAR IN THE HOPE OF NEXT YEAR.

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 MANOJ says:
December 31, 2012 at 5:00 pm
PURUNA BARASA JAUCHI SARI SARI,
NUA BARASA HASUCHHI KIRI KIRI.
GREETINGS KANDUCHI JHURI JHURI,
MOBILE DELA SABU SARI.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013

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 Prakash sarkar says:
December 31, 2012 at 5:20 pm
Happy new year to all friends

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 rohit says:
December 31, 2012 at 5:21 pm
Es nav varsh pe tumhari har manokamna purn hoi yhi meri kamna hai…
Nav Varsh Mangalmay Ho.

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 sanjeev says:
December 31, 2012 at 6:47 pm
happy new year frdssss

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 Amitesh kumar says:
January 1, 2013 at 2:27 am
one glass water tow glass dear oh my dear very very ……………. happy new year 2012

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 Sandip says:
January 1, 2013 at 4:48 am
Thnks Freinds  :D

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 UMESH KUMAR says:
January 1, 2013 at 8:12 am
Naya savera Nayi kiran ke sath
Naya din ek pyari si muskaan ke sath
Aapko naya saal mubarak ho dher sari duaon ke sath

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 Jaisal singh says:
January 1, 2013 at 8:26 am
Naya savera Nayi kiran ke sath
Naya din ek pyari si muskaan ke sath
Aapko naya saal mubarak ho dher sari duaon ke sath
Happy New year 2013

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 SHISH says:
January 1, 2013 at 10:55 am
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013

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Source(google.com.pk)

निम्न टूल नॉन-यूनिकोड फॉण्ट से यूनिकोड में परिवर्तन की सुविधा प्रदान करते हैं:
Online[संपादित करें]
वेबदुनिया का 'डेटा कनवर्टर
Unicode Converter (Online)
Offline[संपादित करें]
गूगल तकनीकी समूह फ़ॉन्ट कन्वर्टर फ़ाइलें
TBIL Data Converter: Transliteration between data in font/ASCII/Roman format in Office documents into a Unicode form in any of 7 Microsoft-supported Indian languages
Font Convertion among major Hindi Fonts from LTRC, IIIT
FontSuvidha 5.0
ISCII Plug-in for viewing texts in Devanagari fonts provided by CDAC
यूनिदेव - यूनिकोड {मंगल} से विभिन्न ASCII/ISCII फ़ॉण्ट परिवर्तन
लिपि परिवर्तक (Script Converters)[संपादित करें]

Online[संपादित करें]
Sanscript - भारतीय लिपियों तथा IAST आदि रोमन लिपियों का परस्पर परिवर्तन का आनलाइन औजार
अक्षरमुख - ब्राह्मी लिपि से व्युत्पन्न सभी लिपियों सहित iTrans में परस्पर लिपि बदलने का आनलाइन औजार
गिरगिट : किसी भारतीय लिपि के टेक्स्ट को दूसरी भारतीय लिपि में परिवर्तित करने का उपकरण
गिरगिट का दूसरा रूप - यह किसी भारतीय लिपि में लिखे साइट को किसी अन्य भारतीय लिपि में बदलकर प्रदर्शित करता है।
भारतीय लिपियों का लिप्यन्तरकारी (JNU)
लिप्यंतरण : इसकी सहायता से किसी भारतीय भाषा (लिपि) मे लिखे साइट को किसी दूसरी भारतीय लिपि मे आनलाइन बदल कर पढ सकते है
Online Interface to iTrans : convert iTrans into Devanagari and other Indian Scripts.
ICU Transform Demo Convert among Latin, Devanagari, Other Indian and forein Scripts
Diacritic Conversion - diCrunch v2.0.1
Anusaaraka Anusaaraka is a computer software which renders text from one Indian language into another.
हिन्दी से पंजाबी लिप्यन्तरण/अनुवाद (पंजाबी विश्वविद्यालय, पटियाला)
हिन्दी-उर्दू ट्रान्सलिटरेशन (पंजाबी विश्वविद्यालय, पटियाला)
Offline[संपादित करें]
अक्षर-ब्रिज - A comprehensive open source Devanāgarī and Indic script conversion tool ; Akshara Bridge converts between several kinds of text that represent Devanāgarī, romanizations of Devanāgarī, and other related scripts of India and southeast Asia.
Transliteration Tool For Windows - Supports Transliteration from Hindi to Urdu and Punjabi to Urdu.
XlitHindi - an English to Hindi transliteration extension for OpenOffice Writer
हिन्दी निर्देशिका[संपादित करें]

डीमोज
अल्फा
हिन्खोज
विश्वहिन्दी
शब्दकोश[संपादित करें]

Online[संपादित करें]
शब्दकोश.कॉम अंग्रेजी<-->हिन्दी (ऑनलाइन)
Hindi WordNet (हिन्दी शब्दतंत्र) - A Lexical database for Hindi ( Hindi<-->Hindi)
Universal Word : English<-->Hindi (based on UNL), for Machine Translation
A dictionary of Urdu, Classical Hindi, and English
ई-महाशब्दकोश
Hindi25.com
शब्दमाला
WikiWords - Hindi
विक्षनरी
Dictionaries at Anukriti.net
Online Dictionaries - Hindi Dictionaries
हिंदी तथा अन्य विदेशी शब्दकोश
Offline[संपादित करें]
शब्द-ज्ञान यूनिकोड आधारित 'अंग्रेज़ी<-->हिन्दी' डिक्शनरी (ऑफ़लाइन)
शब्दकोश अंग्रेजी-हिन्दी-अंग्रेजी
Hindi German Dictionary
Dictionaries (LTRC, IIIT Hyderabad)
अंग्रेज़ी हिन्दी शब्दकोष
English-Hindi Dictionary from IIIT
'Shabdanjali' English-Hindi E-Dictionary
'Shabdanjali' English-Hindi utf Source files
LingvoSoft Talking Dictionary English <-> Hindi , for Windows
Simple Dictionary Applications (SDA) - allow users to use free bilingual dictionaries offline; takes Tab Seperated Text (TST)
गोल्डेन_डिक्ट (GoldenDict) - a feature-rich, Open-source, dictionary lookup program
Dicts Free dictionaries project
Dictionary applications
Hindi Translation Softwares/services[संपादित करें]

Online[संपादित करें]
Anusaaraka
- Anusaaraka Alternate site
Google Translate गूगल अनुवाद
बैबीलॉन
हिन्दी से पंजाबी मशीनी अनुवाद एवं लिप्यन्तरण (आनलाइन)
गूगल ट्रांसलेटर टूलकिट - गूगल का मशीन+मानवी अनुवाद तंत्र ; विकिपिडिया एवं नॉल के लिये विशेष सुविधा
विकिभाषा (WikiBhasha) - a multilingual content creation tool for Wikipedia, developed by Microsoft Research.
Urdu-Hindi Machine Translation System (Department of Sanskrit Studies, University of Hyderabad )
Offline[संपादित करें]
अनुवादक (अंग्रेजी-->हिन्दी) : Global Word Translator (Eng.-Hindi) (offline)
अंग्रेजी से हिन्दी अनुवाद सहाय्य सिस्टम (online)
MANTRA : Machine Assisted Translation
Hindi Text Analysis, Text Processing and Concordance[संपादित करें]

AntConc - A freeware concordance program for Windows, Macintosh OS X, and Linux. देवनागरी में भी काम करता है।
Download Hindi POS Tagger, Lemmatizer, Morphological Analyser developed by University of Leeds and Sketch Engine, UK Sample output of the tagger
देवनागरी क्रमक - देवनागरी में लिखे शब्दों या शब्द-समूहों को देवनागरी वर्ण-क्रम के अनुसार व्यवस्थित करने का प्रोग्राम (आनलाइन) ; इसमें बायें-से-दायें या दायें-से-बायें दोनो ही तरह से व्यवस्थित करने की सुविधा है। दायें-से-बायें क्रम का उपयोग तुकान्त शब्दों को पास-पास लाने के लिया किया जाता है।
ICU Locale Explorer - for sorting (collation) in any script; many user options available.
मात्रा गणक (आनलाइन) - देवनागरी में लिखे किसी शब्द या शब्द-समूह में मात्राओं की संख्या की गणना करता है। कविता की पंक्तियों की मात्रा की दृष्टि से शुद्धता का विश्लेषण करने में सहायक।
Linguist - ओपेनआफिस का ऐड-आन प्रोग्राम ; इसकी सहायता से किसी पाठ में आये शब्दों का आवृत्ति पता कर सकते हैं।
टेक्स्ट मेकैनिक - टेक्स्ट को तरह-तरह से संसाधित करने के पचासों आनलाइन निःशुल्क प्रोग्राम
Online Text Analysis Tool
TAPoR Text Analysis Tools a variety of online tools for text analysis on html, XML and Plain Text files. Reverse Alphabetization too.
Topicalizer : Lexical, Phrasal & Textual Analysis
Word Frequency counter and Alphabetization
Word Frequency Counter & Alphabetization from GeorgeTown Linguist
Online Word Counter
Online Character Counter
Compleat_Lister : Freq & Alphabetizaion Change any TEXT file into five list types.
Create Concordance of a Text for all words or for a single given word]
Dictionary Builder : creates unique word list from a given text (by - Rajaneesh Mangala)
Text Lex Compare Compare two texts for similarity & contrast.
Compleat Text Stripper good for cleaning Text of numbers, punctuation, extra spaces etc
Find Similar Documents works with Hindi too; Part of Topicalizer
Online suffix Tree
Textalyser : a good Text analysis tool, but does not work with Hindi.
Text Content Analysis Tool does not work with Hindi.
Hyper Pro : Text Analyss & Exploration Tools does not work with Hindi.
TextStat : free downloadable, reverse alphabetization, corpus building, & many tools; But BREAKS Hindi words at Maatraas.
Text based Concordance : good tool but does not work with Hindi.
Article: Computer Alphabetizing
TextFixer - Text tools & HTML tools ( Remove Line Breaks from Text, Alphabetize Text, Capitalize the First letter of Sentences, Remove Whitespaces, Uppercase Text or Lowercase Text etc)

Mobile Hindi Sms

Mobile Hindi Sms

Mobile Hindi Sms

Mobile Hindi Sms

Mobile Hindi Sms

Mobile Hindi Sms

Mobile Hindi Sms

Mobile Hindi Sms

Mobile Hindi Sms

Mobile Hindi Sms

Mobile Hindi Sms

santa banta sms

Source(google.com.pk)

Bachi To Nahi Thi Bhar Poor Jawan Thi Wo.

Jb Daalney Laga Me To
Thori Pareshan Thi Wo

Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na Saki Wo

Khoon Nikalta Dekh kr Roney Lagi wo

Taaklef Itni Hoi Chilla k Boli Bahir Nikalo

Please Baray Size ki Chooriyan Mere Hathon
Me Dalo… :p


Category: Double Meaning SMS , Naughty SMS

What is “big” in Ladies

What is “big” in Ladies, “small” in girls
and “not” there in babies???
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The Letter “L”


Category: Double Meaning SMS

If girls could read minds

If girls could read minds
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Every second a man would get
slapped.. :D :D

u know wht i mean :P :P


Category: Double Meaning SMS , Funny SMS

Wife ki Loyality wala Pogo Joke

Phone Baja…

Husband: Agar Phone mere liye ho to kehna main ghar pe nahi hu.
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Wife: Woh ghar pe hain..

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Husband: Mene mana kiya tha na, mana kar dena..

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Wife: Phone aapka nahi mera tha…:p :O :D :D

Samajh me aa gya ho to Like karo :D
Baki sab pogo dekho..


Category: Double Meaning SMS , Funny SMS , Husband Wife SMS

Husband and wife

Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho, fir bhi
theek se khana banana nahi aata..??.
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Wife: Tum bhi to english film dekhte rehte ho,
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maine kabhi complain ki..? ;)

samjhdar aa gye to theek, warna pog0 dekho


Category: Double Meaning SMS , Funny SMS

Bas bhi karo ab

Girl – Bas bhi karo ab
Boy – Kuch nahi hota
Girl – Kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy – Kuch nahi hoga,tum seedhi raho thoda khol ke rakho agar paper nahi dikhaya to fail ho jaunga

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