friendship marathi sms

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Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?


684



Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to
Category: College-School Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.


1.3K



Bus Accident Man Crying
Category: Funny Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!


2.2K



Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Category: Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d


2.2K



Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya
Category: Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D


2.4K



Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli
Category: Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!


1.1K



Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya
Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.


612



Santa ke lips jale hue the
Category: Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*


977



Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.


1.1K



Santa: Chaddi lelo Chaddi
Category: Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI..
Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte
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Santa: OK!
POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!


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Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM …KAPKAPATAY HONT….LARKHARATI AAWAZ…THARTHARATA BADAN …mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI…
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Our Jokes collection has categories such as:
Adult Jokes, Animal Jokes, Bar Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Computer Jokes, Desi Dirty Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Fart Jokes, Funny Jokes, Funny Quotes, Gender Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Medical Jokes, Non-Veg Jokes, Redneck Jokes, Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes, Sports Jokes, Veg Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes

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1). Funny SMS Collection: Bollywood SMS, Boy vs Girl, CID, Decent Double Meaning, Facebook, Funny Insults, Funny Questions, Funny Shayari, Funny SMS, Husband vs Wife, Munna bhai, Poor Jokes, Rajnikant, Santa Banta,
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2). SMS Collection for Love: Caring, Flirt, I Love You, Love Shayari, Love SMS, Missing You, Pick Up Lines, Romantic Shayari.
3). SMS Collection For Friends: Dosti Shayari, Dosti SMS, Friendship Shayari Friendship SMS.
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13). Regional SMS Collection: Bengali SMS, Gujarati SMS, Hindi SMS, Malayalam SMS, Marathi SMS, Punjabi SMS, Tamil SMS, Urdu SMS.
14). Others SMS Collection: Bewafa, Broken Heart, Sorry, Break Up.
Some application highlights :-
- Share SMS on facebook.
- Add SMS to favorite list.
- Huge number of categories, both for SMS and Jokes.
- Options to disable fullscreen, enable adult content, delete categories, enable english-only content, etc.
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Good collection Easy to use, customizable, good collection of messages and simple to share.. would love if the UI had a Holo update!
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Cool Its to good i 'be got too cool SMS
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Nice app This a cool app having very cool jokes.
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Steller Its all things are good 100 star..for it...but please make it offline view also....so we can access its when we have not net.... Dont just put add there....
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Sharik Ahmad  June 11, 2013
Excellent Best
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Niyas Ummer  July 13, 2013
Good collection Easy to use, customizable, good collection of messages and simple to share.. would love if the UI had a Holo update!
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shubham mahajan  September 2, 2013
Cool Its to good i 'be got too cool SMS
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Ash King  June 7, 2013
Cool,good,minbloing One of the best app i had ever seen
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harris tufail  June 16, 2013
Nice app This a cool app having very cool jokes.
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Dhaval Rathod  June 11, 2013
Steller Its all things are good 100 star..for it...but please make it offline view also....so we can access its when we have not net.... Dont just put add there....
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SURYAANSH MISHRA  June 13, 2013
Excellent Just usin 2 day. Wat a app. Mast hai. I want to give him 10000000 stara
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Its awesome
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Galaxy y I personally like this collection of message very nice catagory and all messages my favourite app in msg colkection.
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Sahi hai bhidu!! Zakass Amazing app with properly arranged content in categories,so we don't have to search for anything!! Loved it on first sight
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Lavina Chougule  August 28, 2013
Plz fix this Seens 1 week im using this app bt its nt wrkng nw only blck out.... :-( othwise ths is super cool app B-)
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guddu kumar  August 24, 2013
Its best collection Collection is good i will give ***** if nos. of sms would increase..
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Best best best and best Best in the apps
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Biswa Bhusana Nanda  June 12, 2013
Excellent work!! Really appreaciate ur good work, thumbs up & giving 5. Would be thankful if can provide access to content in offline also...:)
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Ekdum perfect & lot of ease I love it ... B'coz mere lihaaz se ye mere liye perfect hai...!
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Awesome collection! This app is comparatively better than any other sms collection app in play store. Good job :)
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Good App Would have given 5 stars if there would have been daily updates with new jokes on current affairs etc
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Vikram Baghel  June 30, 2013
Excillent I love this app.The sms & jokes are really funny....fully deservs 5stars :-)
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Nataly NonYaBeezWax  May 31, 2013
Please read my comment owners of this app This app is really good it would be great if you could post the jokes an all on facebook because its not working.also put more scii art work for us because most of it is in hindi.also I tried to use the contact button and everytime you enter the code of numbers an letters it says its wrong.you guys have a good app here it could be number 1 if you just fix these things an add more english art to sms to others and also add more languages.but most of all please fix so we can post the jokes to facebook.hugs xo
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There is something for everyone!! Check this app out. You will not regret if of you like Indian jokes. Tons n tons of jokes. Keep looking you will find nice gems!!
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May D Fire Of Holi Purify Ur Heart… May D Colours, Colour Ur Life… May D Sweets, Sweeten D Journey Of Ur Life..
I Wish Ur And Ur Family Very Happy Holi.

HOLI , ENGLISH HOLI
Posted On May 10th, 2013
Har rang aap par barse, Har koi aps
Har Rang Aap Par Barse, Har Koi Apse Holi Khelne Ko Tarse, Rang De Aapko Sab Itna, Ki Aap Rang Chhudane Ko Tarse.. Happy Holy.

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Posted On March 19th, 2013
May god spray colours of success, p
May God Spray Colours Of Success, Prosperity And Logitivity Over You And Your Family & Fill Your Each Moment With Love And Happiness Happy Holi.

HOLI , ENGLISH HOLI
Posted On March 18th, 2013
Color is love Color is life Color i
Color Is Love Color Is Life Color Is Inspiration Color Is Innovation Color Is Creation May Dis Festvl Fil Ur Life Wth Colors

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Posted On March 17th, 2013
with the blast of colours and water
With The Blast Of Colours And Water. Wishing U All, A Very Happy Holi, May God Give All, Prosperity, Love Peace And Joy
Happy Holi

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Posted On March 14th, 2013
Celebrating the colors of our beaut
Celebrating The Colors Of Our Beautiful Relationship I Wish You And Your Family All The Bright Hues Of Life Have A Colourful Holi

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Definition Of Girl Friend- Jo Har Baat Pe Tok Tok Kar Tumhari Har Aadat Badal De Aur 2 Saal Baad Kahe Ab Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe.



Girl to boy friend
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
SMS Length: 151 Love Jokes SMS in Hindi (115)
Girl to boy friend: Kya tum mere liye chand taare tood kar la sakte ho? Boy: Tu chand taaro ki baat karti hai, ye log mujhe amrood nahi todne denge.
Boy To Girl Friend
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
SMS Length: 100 Love Jokes SMS in Hindi (115)
Boy To Girl Friend: Koi Aisi Baat Kaho, Jisme Dukh Bhi Ho Aur Khushi Bhi. Girl: I Love You Bhaiyya.


Boy To Girl Tumhari
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
SMS Length: 146 Love Jokes SMS in Hindi (115)
Boy To Girl: Tumhari Age Kya Hai? Girl: 16 Yrs. Boy: Tumne 5 Saal Pehle Bhi Yehi Batai Thi. Girl: Dekha Ladkiyan Zubaan Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti Hain.
Girl Friend Is for
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
SMS Length: 152 Love Jokes SMS in Hindi (115)
Girl Friend Is for Fun. Wife Is for Son. Girl Friend Is for night Partner. Wife Is for Life Partner. Girl Friend Is TOOTY FRUITY. Wife Is KISMAT PHOOTI
Beta Girl Friend ke
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
SMS Length: 157 Hindi Husband Wife Jokes SMS (65)
Beta Girl Friend ke Saath Date Ke Baad Ghar Aaya To Baap Ne Pocha: Kitne Paise Kharch Kiye? Beta: Rs.50. Baap: Itne Saare Kyon? Beta: Uske Paas Itne Hi The.
Apne Dil Ki Baat
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
SMS Length: 155 Timepass Shayari SMS (97)
Apne Dil Ki Baat Hum Unse Keh Nahi Sakte, Bin Kahe Bhi Jee Nahi Sakte, Ae Khuda Aisi Takdeer Bana, Wo Humse Khud Aakar Kahe Hum Aapke Bina Reh Nahi Sakte.
Buntu to girl Wah
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
SMS Length: 203 Husband Wife Jokes SMS (282)
Buntu to girl: Wah tum kitni khoobsurat ho. Ab tak kahan thi? Girl: Tumse chup rahi thi! Buntu to girl: Maine aapko pehle bhi kisi jagah dekha hai. Girl: Haan, isiliye main us jagah ab kabhi nahi jaati.


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