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Dr- How Can U Say That Ur Grlfrnd Has 2 Holes In Her As? Johny- Whenever I Go To A Prty Wid Her, People Say, Here Comes D Sxy Babe Wid 2 Asholes.
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Hum Log Santa Ko Bevkoof Kahte Hai - Par Aaj Usne Ek Akalmandi Ki Baat Kar Di... Par Kya?
Long Lasting Relationship Mantra
130 Characters - Posted on 05 Sep 2013
Long Lasting Relationship Mantra By Wiliam Sexfear - Come Late And Ur Grlfrnd Wil Say Ur Late. Cum Late And She Wil Say Ur Great!!
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India Ki To Hawa Hi Alag Hai
159 Characters - Posted on 03 Sep 2013
In Usa A Parot Used 2 Say In D Morning- Wake Up Sir U Hv 2 Go 2 Work. Man Got Transfered 2 India Now Parot Says- Uth Ja Bhosdi Ke, Aj Gand Marvane Nhi Jana Kya
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Ishq Chupta Nahi, Jitna Marzi Chupa Lo
158 Characters - Posted on 02 Sep 2013
Boy- Drling Humhre Pyar K Bre Me Kisi Ko Kuch Mat Batana. Grl- Apki Bahan Ko To Zarur Btaungi, Kamini Kahti Thi Koi Kutte Ka Pila Hi Hoga Jo Tum Se Pyar Krega
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Girlfriend Ke Sath Date Par Gaye Ho, Par Nahi Chahte Ki Faltoo Ke Paise Kharche - Koi Baat Nahi Ye Idea Use Kare Aur Pese Bachaye
Universal Fact About Ladies & Girls
77 Characters - Posted on 01 Sep 2013
Universal fact about Ladies & Girls - I Hate Cockroach But I Love Cock Roz !!
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Girl-Friend Kaisi Honi Chahiye?
100 Characters - Posted on 31 Aug 2013
Baba Saxidas Ke Anusar Grl Frnd Esi Honi Cheye Jis Ki Godh Me Sar Rako, To Us Ka Chehra Nazar Na Aye
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Define Tragedy In A Poetry
95 Characters - Posted on 30 Aug 2013
Tchr- How Do U Define Tragedy In A Poetry.? Pappu- The Zip Geting Stuck, When Its Time To Fuck.
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Chudail Bhi Aakhir Ek Aurat Hoti Hai Aur Hamesha Aurat Ki Hi Tarafdari Karti Hai - Is Baar Bhi Usne Aisa Hi Kiya Aur Bechare Aadmi Ko Bhari Pada Ye
Muh To Mitha Karna Banta Hi Hai
141 Characters - Posted on 28 Aug 2013
Papu- Do U Know Sperms R Made Of Glucose & Sugar . Gf- Sch? Yeh Bat To Muje Pata Nhi Thi, Thanks. Papu- Chlo Ab Isi Bat Pr Muh To Mitha Kr Lo
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Kya Hamesha Bade Achche Lagte Hai?
149 Characters - Posted on 27 Aug 2013
Big Lips R Nice To Kiss, Big Niples R Nice To Suck, Big Breast R Nice To Squize, But Big Hole Is Hopeles To Fuck. Moral - Hamesha Bade Ache Nhi Lagte
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This Chick Got Screwed By A Transformer
158 Characters - Posted on 23 Aug 2013
Kid To A Pregnant Girl At Bustop- Wht R U Expecting? Girl, A Bus. The Kid Turns 2 His Friend N Says- Wow! Im 100% Sure This Chick Got Screwed By A Transformer
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