Subah lo to dil khush krti hai
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Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai
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Raat me lo to mazay k sath thakan bhi dur krti hai.
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kya baat hai Tea ki...!
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Admin Posted In Special SMS1 year ago
Hath me lo
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Ab thook lagao
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Ab kapde se rub karo
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Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho
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Ab pura hath ghuma k
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zor se
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BOWLING karao!!!
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Admin Posted In Special SMS1 year ago
Kareena has small.
Rakhi has big.
Ranimukerji has 1 big & 1 small!
Aishwaryarai has two small!
What's that?
The letter 'R'
But I like the way u think.
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Admin Posted In Special SMS1 year ago
Chooso
Chooso
Daba daba k chooso
Dono hathon main Le k chooso
Choos Choos k Chooso.
Happy Mango Season.
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Admin Posted In Special SMS1 year ago
Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy"
Oh yess... What a life!"
Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.
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Admin Posted In Special SMS1 year ago
Girl:wo kia hai jo lrki pehli dafa krwate hue pain ki waja se roti hai?
Pappu:kaan mai ched
MORAL:aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saf rakho.
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Admin Posted In Special SMS1 year ago
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
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Admin Posted In Special SMS1 year ago
Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu,
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Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu,
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Beet jae zindagani kab aaegi tu,
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chali aa chali aa
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Oye I am talking
abt electricity!)
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