friendshipsmshindiinenglish: love and friendship sms

Friday, 27 September 2013

love and friendship sms

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Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho To Biwi ko tang na kare . . Khud uthkar apne hath se . . . Pani pee lein!! Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.
July 29th, 2013 Double meaning SMS
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.
Boy to Girlfriend: Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho. Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar, Pakdu?? Teri Zubaan Ko.
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July 29th, 2013 Double meaning SMS
An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy
An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy: What can u do for me? The boy replied: come behind the PYRAMID. I will make u MUMMY.
July 29th, 2013 Double meaning SMS
EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai! 1. Kitna LAMBA tha, 2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata, 3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.
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July 29th, 2013 Double meaning SMS
Santa court mein judge se
Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.
July 29th, 2013 Double meaning SMS
Teacher: What is love….???
Teacher: What is love….??? . . . . . . . . Student: ‘L’ ko hath me lekar ‘O’ ko dabate hue ‘V’ me dalte waqt jo ‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!
July 29th, 2013 Double meaning SMS
Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du! Golu: madam me abhi jake apne bapu ko btata hu ki.. bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p
July 29th, 2013 Double meaning SMS
Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja! Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi, ye leke aa gayi..!!
July 29th, 2013 Double meaning SMS
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui.. Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua khana kharab ho gaya.. Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !
February 17th, 2013 Double meaning SMS
Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho
B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ? GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai, Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai, Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay, Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay, Magar Kal To Poore 2 Ghante Tak Sans Hi Nai Aayi, 1 Ghanta ßhi ßohat Tha, . . . Aakhir 2 Ghante Tak LIGHT 0FF Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Thi WAPDA Walon Ko..;-