Delhi belly spirit aage badao yeah msg sabko sunao
Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
Jawaab meri baat ka.
Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka.
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka?
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka.
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulabon ka.
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka.
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Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Husband-Wife Sms.
Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
.
.
Khud uthkar apne hath se
.
.
.
Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.
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Ek aurat saheli se
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes.
Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.
168
What is BULL RIDING in sex?
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms.
What is BULL RIDING in sex?
TRY THIS:
Get on Top of Ur Girl While doing with her..
Whisper another girl’s name gently!
Then see how long u can stay on top??
59
Ye hote hai manners
Category: Double Meaning Sms.
Kuchh seekho Penis se:
Lady dekh kar khada hona,
Seedha rehkar kaam karna,
Kaam khatam hone pe sirr jhukakar baith jana..
Ye hote hai manners..
79
Khali jagah bharo
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Insult Sms, Naughty Sms, Puzzle Riddles Sms, Question-Answer Sms, Scroll Down Sms.
Khali jagah bharo
____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.
!
!
!
!
!
!
tum to wanhi tak sochoge..
Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!
442
Condom ka full form batao?
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms.
1 Seminar mein Question pucha gya:
CONDOM ka full form batao?
1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya
C.Control
O.On
N.Natural
D.Drops
O.Of
M.Man’s Leakage.
135
Lulli aur Zuban mein samanta
Category: Double Meaning Sms.
LULLI aur ZUBAN mein samanta
1. Dono mein HADDI nahi hoti.
2. Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil.
3. Dono se LAAR tapkti hai.
4. Dono ko Alag-Alag ITEM chkhne ka shouk hota hai.
66
Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Girls-Boys Sms, Jokes.
Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.
385
Men sure have Double Standards
Category: Double Meaning Sms.
Men sure have Double Standards:
Hate Cats
But Love PUSSY
Hate Donkeys
But Love ASS
Eat Chicken
But Saves His COCK
Hate Dogs
But Enjoy Their Style!!
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