friendshipsmshindiinenglish: friendship sms in marathi

Friday, 27 September 2013

friendship sms in marathi

Source(google.com.pk)

Plz call me, its urgent

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
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Short thing gets longer

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

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What is 6? inch long

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6? long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
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It’s the things that satisfies your mind

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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We will buy new wedding wring

Girlfriend:Itâ€™s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Donâ€™t worry,Iâ€™ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I canâ€™t,

Girlfriend:Itâ€™s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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Weâ€™ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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It’s the things that satisfies your mind

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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yesPillow is like a true love

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
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Meri tarah perfectv
I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
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“ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na” ;)