friendshipsmshindiinenglish: happy friendship day sms

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Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let`s break up now, it`s all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.

Chuhe ko billi lagi gori dono milne lage chori chori.............
chuha bola-O gori aao baandhe hum pyr ki dori..........
Billi chuhe ko maar k khayi aur boli......."I hate love story "......!!!

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl: " I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton . . . ...Girl : Oye Carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jaisa face le k foran yahan se reduce ho ja,is se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahe,Kambakht Graphite ki aulad.

Us jaalim Dilruba Ne Mujhe
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Amavas ki Raat Ko Qabaristaan
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me Akela Chhor diya,
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ye Keh kar Ki
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"Jab pyar kiya to Darna Kya.....

Pehle Wo Kuch Baat To Karte They,
Choti Sahi Mulakat To Karte They,
Maine U Hi Unhe Apna Samz Liya,
Wo Hum par Nahi Humare sms Par Marte They.

In aankho se sapne churaya na karo,
Hamari dosti ko aap ajmaya na karo,
aapke 1 sms pe 100 call kar du,
Bas aap phone uthaya na karo.

Jidhar dekho ishq ke bimar baithe hai Hajaro mar gaye Lakho taiyar bethe hai Barbad hote hai ladkiyo ke piche Aur kehte hai hum berojgar baithe hai.

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukele ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thore dhele ho gaye
aur un ke haath peele ho gaye
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Jindgi ki raho jb wo mili mujhko
Mene use dekha to me uski uskurahat pe fida ho gya
Par na jane kaha se piche se uska boyfriend aa gya ...

Girl : I Love you
Boy : (Starts Running)...............!

Girl : (Running after him) ...Why are u Running?
Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook

2 lovers in DOMINOS..
Boy: kya khaogi jaan?
Girl: samose mangwa lo...
Moral: Aur phasao dehati maal..!!

Wat is d meaning of True love?
True love is when,
Katrina propose A boy "I love you" &
Boy Replied, ''Sorry i already hv my GF & I LOVE her a lot''

be carefull wen a guy says he luvs u from the bottom of his heart....... cuz he may still have enough space for other girls on top....

Love letter:- Jab dil laga hamein khali-2,ladki patani chahi samne bali. Vah hamein dekhakar has gayi,humne socha ladki pat gayi. Us se milne ka tarika laga behtar,turant likh diya love letter! Ek din uske papa ne mujhe bulaya,bade prem se ek chata lagaya! Bole teen bar B.A mai fail hokar,banana chahte ho filmi actor! Kharab karna chahte ho ladki ka charecter! Us din se hum khoye-2 se rahne lage,dil ke arman anshuo mai bahne lage! Ek din ladki humare pas aayi,boli ye khat padkar sunana! Maine kaha tumhe hindi padna nhi aati,ladki boli,agar hindi padna aati,to tumhare letter ko papa ke pas kyon le jati?

Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!

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